HEADLINES RIPPED FROM THE INTERNET PROVE WE'VE LOST ALL COMMON SENSE

1. Court: Family mistakenly notified of woman's death can't sue but elsewhere this is allowed...

2. Police officer suing Starbucks over hot coffee 'didn't know it was that hot'

3. Most Of Police Force Quits After Black Woman Elected Mayor  

4. Kindergarten Tells 5-Year-Old Her Dress Is Inappropriate. The kindergartner has to cover up because "spaghetti straps are against the rule"

5. GOP Rep: 'Legit Rape' Victims Don't Get Pregnant

6. Republican Paul Ryan Protects Rapists’ Rights in New Fetus Bill 

7. Child custody rights for rapists? Most states have them

8. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Increase Abortion Rates, Says D.C. Lawyer Gene Schaerr 

9. Student suspended for politely holding door open

10. The legalization of marijuana will destroy family

11. Indiana Pizza Place Refuses Gays, Gets $200K in Crowdfunding